Pattaya’s Hottest Granny
So the other day I was walking peacefully along Buakhao Road when I encountered Amornrat, a freelancer I’ve fucked several times, but have not seen for ages.
The last time I saw her was back in February last year, when I took this photo on Buakhao Road.
One thing I like is that Amornrat doesn’t mind me openly taking photos of her whenever I see her.
One thing I like is that Amornrat doesn’t mind me openly taking photos of her whenever I see her.
Prior to that, I also bumped into her buying food from a vendor.
I took this photo of her in August, 2022 – according to my photo file data.
I recall first noticing Amornrat sometime in late 2019.
This was shortly after I had “retired” from teaching English in Bangkok and relocated to Pattaya – to finally start living the dream until my End of Days.
Back then, Amornrat was either working at a bar called TNT, or else she would be sitting on the concrete steps in front of Treetown.
At first I was ambivalent about talking to her — and even wondered if she was a ladyboy, because of her body.
I finally pulled the trigger with Amornrat and nailed her with a ST. But I forgot exactly when.
I took these photos of a ST we had in January 2022, at the Jasmine Villa short-time hotel nearby LK Metro entrance.
I remember Amornrat sucked my dick with enthusiastic gusto, and I had a great time fucking her.
And yet, somehow I felt a little sad after, because my behavior was typical callous porn stud roughness, trying to facefuck her during a BJ, and also hammering her in doggie-prone bone position – all the while not giving a fuck about her as a human being.
Because this is Pattaya after all.
All women here in this magical place are only fuck dolls created for our selfish pleasure.
But after a couple of ST sessions, I didn’t repeat any more with her.
Because Amornrat is too “old” for me.
How old you ask?
At the time I took these photos more than two years ago, Amornrat was age 57!
Wow.
I’ve never seen any woman that age with a hot body like this – slim and toned, with smooth skin – and a young-looking face that has not been surgically-altered.
But our last fleeting encounter had ended badly.
Maybe about six months ago, I encountered Amornrat on the street, and we made arrangements to meet for ST.
This is what happened:
Now, because Amronrat and I live generally in the same area around Buakhao Road, I encountered her on the street a couple times after that.
The first time, I immediately broke into a half-run and got the hell out of there.
The second time was maybe a few months later on the street. We were both startled to see each other.
As I gazed fearfully at her, Amornrat suddenly smiled and burst into laughter.
I laughed too, walking away in relief.
Yes it’s true.
Time is the great healer.
In time you can get over anything – romantic breakups, the death of someone you love, becoming blind or crippled from an accident, becoming impotent after prostate cancer surgery . . . the world’s suffering is a bottomless pit.
But no matter what, life goes on – with or without you.
And so when the universe decided that Amornrat and I would once again slap genitals vigorously – so it came to pass.
I took these photos of Amornrat two days ago, when we met for ST at the “Little House” hotel. I paid 300 baht for the room.
When I questioned Amornrat directly, she reluctantly confirmed that she’s age 59 now.
This unreal woman remains forever young!
I decided to shoot a few short videos of her.
For a few minutes, Amornrat indulged me in my photo fetish with playful poses, some naughty.
When I looked at my digital images later, I have no idea why Amornrat was making pained faces.
I merely had noticed the striking tattoo on her calf and was trying to get a good shot of it.
Then Amornrat suddenly got up.
She shuffled over to where I was standing by the bed.
She then reached for my dick, and began sucking strongly on it.
So I stood in pleasant shock, enjoying Amornrat’s most-excellent blowjob.
The minor drawback is that Amornrat did not like my grabbing her head and try to push it all way down my dick for some callous deep-throat facefucking.
So I had to content myself with being passive during her superb sucking.
After a short while, I then instructed Amornrat to lie down on the bed, and I would give her a massage.
Like most ladies, she was surprised and pleased at the idea.
I did my usual “massage,” first firmly working on her lower legs, then slowly moving upward … and then straddling her and then mashing my dick firmly between her ass crevice.
I then started “dry humping” against her soft firm ass while massaging her back.
I was pleased that Amornrat’s sucking had made my dick as hard as a rock, and it stayed firm.
This old farang grandpa still got power to bang this fucking old but still sexy grandma!
In fact, I had too much power, it seemed.
During my vigorous, Cialis and dope-fueled fucking, Amornrat complained several times I was fucking her too hard.
So I reluctantly eased up a bit.
I fucked her a long time, but it was going to be one of those times I wasn’t going to finish.
It didn’t help that Amornrat claimed she had an appointment for another ST right after we were done.
But I got her to agree for another 5 minutes of stroking my dick for a HJ.
But she kept stroking my dick too fast when I was just trying to decompress and relax, since I wasn’t going to ejaculate.
But nowadays not having orgasms doesn’t bother me, as long as I get to hammer a helpless pussy for a long long time.
For me the sweetest part is always the entry – when I brutally shove my fearsome dong into a young female’s trembling pussy – invading, conquering and plundering.
In that moment of rapture – when I bury myself balls-deep in that sacred female crevice containing all the love of the universe – I too become forever young – and feel like the King of the World!
Afterwards, when we were dressing, Amornrat punctured my fantasy bubble.
She asked where I was going, and I said I would probably go back to my apartment, which was a lie.
I was planning to drink a relaxing beer in a bar somewhere.
Amornrat then said she was going to Central Festival, to have a beer there.
She said she wanted to just relax by herself, and not listen to me “yak yak” nonstop. So she had lied also about having another appointment right after our ST.
I then also realized that in my stoned sexual euphoria, I had been mostly babbling nonsense.
I again was forced to accept that I am not as cool as I think I am.
My own younger brother once told me that I can be irritating!
He said I can be “abrasive” because I will blurt out whatever I’m thinking, without considering what effect it will have on the listener.
Yes, this is the result of spending nearly your entire life as a loner – extremely poor people skills.
But you see, that’s why misfit men like me end up in Pattaya.
I can be an old asshole totally lacking in self awareness – and still get to fuck all the young chicks I want!
You think I could do this back home in the West, where you need smooth “game” to date and fuck chicks?
Hell no!
I never had game even when I was literally a handsome young man – so I most certainly do not have “game” now.
All I got to offer Thai chicks is money in my wallet – and in Thailand that’s all I need.
Look at me!
A lifelong addict loner loser at age 71 – Living the Fucking Dream!
And so, Amornrat and I parted ways in front of the hotel.
I wheeled my bicycle slowly towards Second Road, unsure where I was going.
I paused because of heavy traffic, and was startled to see Amornrat walking on the sidewalk.
I stared dumbly in shock as she laughed and walked past me.
I then pedaled quickly about 50 meters, then stopped and waited. When she came in range I started shooting.
I kept shooting even after Amornrat passed me.
I took a few shots of her from the back and yelled loudly, “You look sexy when you walking — even from the back!”
Onlookers looked curiously at us after hearing me yelling.
I then passed Amornrat and rode away — to anywhere far away from where she was going.
I ended up at Witherspoons bar on Buakhao Road, and treated myself to a pint of IPA draft beer, drinking from the liquid ecstasy of the gods that slid gloriously down my throat – for a Happy Hour price of 150 baht.
As I was looking over my photos of Amornrat, I heard a LINE message ping.
Amornrat had just sent me a selfie. She was having a beer at the Central Festival outdoor courtyard by the beach.
Haha, too funny.
So I sent Amornrat the photo of my beer at Witherspoons.
Maybe we’re both more alike than I thought.
Two loners who like to relax alone.
Maybe also grow old alone, and die alone.
But this old lonely grandpa intends to go down fucking in Pattaya – the best way to die!
Until next time, my sexy old grandma!